Menuka Bhandari

Q: How to get twins?
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Santa - Have sex during happy hours....!!!

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सब को हुन दिन्छ्स

सबिन: यदि उ मेरि भइन भने कसैको नि हुन दिन्न

म: साले अनि उ तेरि भै भने सब को हुन दिन्छ्स

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पछि नलाग

इथिकल बोगटी

मेरो पछि नलाग भन्दै थीइन
हुन्छ भन्दै हात समाउदै सङैै हिडे

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Smartphone has replaced

Menuka Bhandari

The Smartphone has replaced the Penis as the most popular handheld device..!!

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Either boobs or bottles...

Menuka Bhandari

Men are trained since birth
that happiness comes from...
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Either boobs or bottles...

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At Sex Toy Shop

Menuka Bhandari

At sex toy shop

Girl: Duplicate lund ka section kaha hai?
Clerk: Wahan par hai Maam.
Girl : Woh red waala kitne ka hai?
Clerk: O hawas ki pujaran, woh aag bujjane ka cylinder hai.

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